
   If you like sigs, and you cannot save this post to a file, turn on 
text capture, if you have it.

   Here is the first (of two) Sig Gallery from 2.0 of the archive.  I 
didn't manicure it for inclusion here.  It is exactly as it appears in 
the archive.

   My comments appear in brackets.  The poster or sender's comments 
appear in quotes.  Everything else came with the sig.

   This portion of the archive is about 30 K (I think closer to 29), so 
it goes on for 600 lines or so.  There may be a couple long lines in 
here, but I hesitate to edit people's sigs (I'm lazy).

   Enjoy!


 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
//////////////////////////  T H E  S C A R E C R O W ' S ////////////////////
       ///// //////  ////     ////   ////   //    //    ///// ///// //    //
     //       //   //       //     //  //  //    //    //    //  // //  //
     ////    //   //  //   //  // //////  //    //    ////  /////   ////    1
       //   //   //  //   //  // //  //  //    //    //    // //    //
  /////  //////  ////     ////  //  //  ///// ///// ///// //  //   //
 /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////


   And now it's time to stop and view the sigs.  This is our little sig
gallery.  If you see any good ones, send them to: boba@gagme.wwa.com

   As someone once wrote:

  "Warning! PLEASE do not include ascii art in your signature files in
   Usenet newsgroups.  What may be OK in private email, is in very poor
   taste and an abomination when you are asking thousands of systems to
   transmit it.  It _WILL_ cause you to burn in hell!  Trust us!"

   Guess I'd better buy some asbestos usderwear.  Look out now!  Course, if us
sig ponters didn't post sigs, posted sig haters wouldn't have posted sigs to
hate (and grab for their collections). :-}


______________________________________________________________________________


____
From: a930286@zipi.fi.upm.es (Fiti (Gonzalo))

      __,,,,aaaaaaaaaa,_
  ,add8888PP""""""""Y8888ba,  ---------------------------------------------.
 I8"'   88           "     "       If you like/know Assembler, C, Pascal,  ]
 `Y8mP  88             dP         anything about modems and protocols, or  ]
        88_,ga  aa  aadPaa  aa   you like Sierra Games...                  ]
    ,gd888""'  ""   ,dP    ""   I want to be your friend!!!   See you :)   ]
        88   ,ag   ,dP   ,ag                                               ]
  Ib   ,8P  ,dP   ,dP   ,dP      Find me at:    a930286@zipi.fi.upm.es     ]
  `Ya,,d8'  dP, ,ad8b. ,dP,  ----------------------------------------------'
   `Y8P"'   "Y88P" "Y88P"Y8ba  Rebuilt by Normand Veilleux (Thanks Normand)


____
From: sfouts@ellison.sc.ti.com (Steve Fouts)
    _______________________
   /  ___  __/__\  \ /  / _\    Steve Fouts
  /___ \|  |  ___\  |  /  __\   sfouts@ellison.ti.com
 /   /  \  |      \   /      \
/_______/__|_______\_/________\ <insert boiler plate disclaimer here>
"In brief, she assumed that, being a man, I was vain to the point of
imbecility, and this assumption was correct, as it always is." H.L.Mencken


____
From: csilb@blaze.trentu.ca (Ian L. Bonnycastle)
 ___  ___  _  _   ___  ___  _  _ _  ___   _____  ___  ___ _____ _    ___
|_ _|/ _ \| \| | | _ )/  csilb@blaze.trentu.ca_|/ _ \/ __|_   _| |  | __|
 | ||  _  | .` | |Computer Studies / Chemistry Major \__ \ | | | |__| _|
|___|_| |_|_|\_| |You Gotta Love That Southern Charm_|___/ |_| |____|___|


____
From: dcberner@host0.colby.edu (David Berner)

    __         ___      ___   _/'      Conrad "Lynx" Wong
   /  \      _/   \----'   \-' O`-g    28368 Christopher's Lane
  |    |    / > __/_   / __/_`,  _|    Los Altos Hills, CA 94022
        \__/  \____\`--\____\ ;/'      lynx@netcom.com

Lynx is "AL" Go B Y++ L++ C++++ T++ A-- H++ S++ V+ F- Q+ P+ B PA+ PL++
Above codes are cat codes, to learn more about them, post a question
to "rec.pets.cats" and they will help you.


____
From: thurstme@cda.mrs.umn.edu (Matt E. Thurston )

              ____           __
              \===\=========|__|=#  =========================================
   <========^==='======>     ||     == _===___===========__ =The Recording===
  _/_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_\_^__=||=_   ==| |=/ (_)__==__=__/ /==Media of the====
 |   Matt E. Thurston           |   ==| |/ / / _ \/ // / /===Gods============
 |   thurstme@cda.mrs.umn.edu   |   ==|___/_/_//_/\_, /_/====KEEP IT ALIVE===
 +---/||\----------------/||\---+   =============/___/=======================
    ^^^^^^              ^^^^^^      =========================================

____
From: trieb@hpcsun03.bme.jhu.edu (Michele Trieb)

              )  )            /        /
             /| /|    *  _   /    _   / _
            / |/ |   /  / ) /__  /_) / /_)
         __/  /  |__/\_/\__/   \_\__/__\______
                 |__trieb@hpcsun03.bme.jhu.edu


____
From: fxdlk@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu (A Figment of your Imagination)

                                  .      .
                             '    }\    /{    `
                            / \   ) \__/ (   / \
                           /   \  (*\  /*)  /   \
                          /     \_ \    / _/     \
                         (        \|\../|/        )
                         /         | VV |         \
                        /        Ken Lipka         \
                       /                            \
                      (    ferret@engin.umich.edu    )
                       \                            /
                      /       Graduate Student       \
                     /     Mechanical Engineering     \
                    /      University of Michigan      \
                    (         Ann Arbor, MI USA        )
                     |    /\ /~\|T|\/~\/~\/T\/~\ /\   |
                     |  /   V   '|`   \\  '|`   V  \  |
                     |/     `          ))       '    \|
                     `                ((              '
                                       V


____
From: scst131@csc.liv.ac.uk (Andy Kent)

                 ~ ~
                 | |            Catch Ya Soon  -  Andy Kent
               {  ?  }
+==========o0O0o=====o0O0o===================+================================+


____
From: un032344@wvnvms.wvnet.edu (James D. Burnell, WVU EE/CpE Undergrad)                                                    \-( )--[1]

                 --\    /\    /--
      ----------|_   \/    \/   _|--------------------------------------
       Pride       \    /\    /      James D. Burnell, WVU EE/CpE Major
       of W. Va.     \/ /\ \/ /--    VAX/VMS: UN032344@WVNVMS.WVNET.EDU
        ______/|       \   \/   _|   CompSci: jburnell@cs.wvu.edu
       (__|___\|_______  \    /      Engr:    burnell@coe.wvu.edu
      ---------------------\/-------------------------------------------


____
From: ajsw@festival.ed.ac.uk (Andrew J Wilson)

"kemmer@netcom.com (Todd Kemmerling) writes:
>Anyone got a skiing picture ?

Well, here's my .sig. It's been developed from someone else's so I can't
take all the credit I'm afraid."

Cheers,                                           ._ O          o
                                                 /  //\.    /\O/
Andrew J S Wilson  |  Geology and Geophysics   |   \>> |   o  \\
ajsw@uk.ac.ed      |  University of Edinburgh  |    \\       \//    \ /
                                                              X      X
                                                             / \     \\
                                                                     _O_
Experience: what you get when you were expecting something else     /   \


____
From: zombie@camelot.bradley.edu (Dustin Slater)

 .;''''/,     "The bus came by and I got on,                     O
:   __/::;          that's when it all began"                      O
`  /:::::;               -Grateful Dead     _The Other One_       o
 `/:::;;'                      zombie@camelot.bradley.edu          <PHiSH><


____
From: sabine@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Mike Sabine)
[This is the biggest train sig I've seen, and I've seen a few sigs.]

o  O  o  O  o  O  o  O  o  O  o ______
                               /======\
               dd             |        |
        _______PP___           \      /
       |            |           |    |
       |            |           |    |
       |            |      dd   |    |
       |            |     PPP   |    |           Mike Sabine
     /=|____________|-----PPP---|    |______     Computer Science, Undergrad
    /  |             |       |            -/     Purdue University
    |  |    PPPP     |       |           /       sabine@expert.cc.purdue.edu
    |  |    P   P    |       |          |
    |  |    PPPP     |       |          |
    |  |    P        |       |          |
    |  |    P        |       |          |
    |   \   _______  |_______|__________|
___ |    \ /       \ ________________/  | ___________________________________
 |  |   X /         \            _____  |  |     |     |     |     |     |
 |  ====X<     O     >          /     \  \_|____ |     |     |     |     |
 |     |  \         /----------<   o   >-\| \ \ \|     |     |     |     |
_|_____|__ \_______/ ____|_____ \_____/ _ \--\-\-\ ____|_____|_____|_____|___


____
From: ntxawg@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (Cher Xiong)
[Nice, and I believe it's all original.]
                                                         _______
                                                  _..------     ~.
                     .--------------------.     .~                ;
                     |    I'm only going   \    '  _  _      .--. |
                     |       2400 bps       |   (`(_)(_)--|-| ,. ||;
                     |        on the        |    ~-            _.' .'
     ~~|~~ \  /      | Information Highway!  \   (_.-.      `--'    ;
       |ua  ><iong   `----------------------._\     _; __.-/-' `~--~
       |   /  \                               ~~   `~~~   /   |__|
  Marquette University                                __/.--~;_||
                                                  .--|  \`.__,--'
        e-mail:                           Ooooo  / --|____-._/  _
                                          (    \/ /     \ ~~\  ( `\
  ntxawg@csd4.csd.uwm.edu                  `\   \/       \,/ \/ .  `\
  University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee          `\__)          \__/|    |
                                                                ooooO'


____
From: pat@csh.rit.edu (A jedi in training)
  /=======================================================================\
  |                ,a888ba,                           ,ad888ba,           |
  | "88;          a88"' '"Y8ba         ;88         ad888P"'"Y888ba,       |
  | '88;         a8Y"       "88,      ;88"      d888P"         '"Y8ba,    |
  |  Y8b         88"         ;88;     88P      Y88"               '"Y888, |
  |   88,        88        ,a88P     ;88"      Y88b        88;        "88 |
  |   Y8b       ,88    ,a888P'       88P        "88888ba,  88;         88 |
  |    Y8a      a8P    88"           88;            "Y888b 88;       ,d8P |
  |     88a     88"    "88b          88b               ;88 88b      ,d8P  |
  |     `88,   ,88      `Y88a        "88a            ad88P Y88    ,d88P   |
  |       Y88,,a88         `Y88a,     "88a,     ,ad888P"   "Yba,ad88P"    |
  |        `Y888P'            `Y8ba    "88a,,ad88P"'        "Y888P"       |
  |                                      "Y888P"'                         |
  \==vr@mail.csh.rit.edu======vr-info-request@mail.csh.rit.edu============/


____
From: roepstein@delphi.com (Ronald Epstein)

                <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
                <>         RONALD EPSTEIN           <>
                <>          via INTERNET            <>
                <>      roepstein@delphi.com        <>
                <>     THE HOME THEATER FORUM       <>
                <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>


____
From: ianc@cats.ucsc.edu (Robert Lord)

 Robert Lord -- ianc@cats.ucsc.edu -- for IUMA info:ianc@sunsite.unc.edu
 ___ ____ ___ _____    _____
 |   |    |   \     \  /  _  \       the net's first hi-fi music archive
 |   |    |   /  Y   \/  /_\  \     .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.
 |   |    |  /   |    \   |    \    The Internet Underground Music Archive
 |___|______/____|__  /___|__  /       bands/music/labels/images/bubbles
 ===================\/=======\/============================================
 ftp://sunsite.unc.edu:/pub/electronic-publications/IUMA "http rules!" -rP-


____
From: boba@gagme.wwa.com
[Here's a few from my stessed out mailbox.]

"Carefully following your instructions I was able to uncode and unzip the
Art Archive.  Thanks for the file and thanks for the instructions.  From
your file I was inspired to create my own ascii .sig file.  I have about
six hours in to it and you are the first one I am sending it to.  I hope
you like it and you may include it in the Archive if you wish.  Phil"
[OK, Phil, if you insist.]
________                                                _________
\________\--------___       ___         ____----------/_________/
    \_______\----\\\\\\   //_ _ \\    //////-------/________/ IBM
Artist, \______\----\\|| (( ~|~ )))  ||//------/________/ Amiga &
Stand up    \_____\---\\ ((\ = / ))) //----/_____/ Macintosh user
Philosopher and \____\--\_)))  \ _)))---/____/ Computer Modeling/
Aspiring computer   \__/  (((     (((_/ Engineering student  Phil
Nerd. (413) 549^i4541  |  -)))  -  ))minor in Omniscience. Garrow


                          |||||
                         ( o.o )
-------------------------ooO--Ooo--------------------------------------------
    /~~/~~/~~/~~/~~   /~~/~~/~~/~~/~~   /~~/~~/~~/~~/~~
   /~~               /~~               /~~
  /~~/~~/~~         /~~               /~~/~~/~~/~~/~~ The Voice of the future
 /~~               /~~                           /~~
/~~/~~/~~/~~/~~   /~~/~~/~~/~~/~~   /~~/~~/~~/~~/~~ cajwhita@altas.cs.upei.ca
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------


Paul Hansen = phansen@lemming.uvm.edu         |\                ( )
Academic Computing Services          _________|_\_________________________
University of Vermont                         -----             -_-_
Burlington, Vermont  USA             island dreamer            -- - -


Optimists see the glass half full,   !  (__)   _ the cow says  "kombat"
Pessimists see the glass half empty, !  ( oo  /
Realists know they're going to have  !  /\_|        Scott J. Lopez
    to wash the damn glass.          !        lopezsj@dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu


                                 \\|//
        |O/                      (^ ^)                         \O|
         X       .------------ooO-(_)-Ooo--------------.        X
        |_\____ /Oliver Bohnenberger, European Community\_____ /_|
        |letter: Bohnenberger, Postbox 100541, D - 68005 Mannheim|
        `------ <E-mail: fm21@rummelplatz.uni-mannheim.de> ------'


 |||| ||||\    /|||| Joe Monenschein joem@csn.org           --  "If you build it
 |||| ||||\\  //|||| Software Development in about an hour  --   they will come"
////  ||||\\\///|||| (303) 770-8956                         --   <ROCKIES RULE>


[I showed this next sig in the 1.0 of the archive.]
     .
       .    Andreas Meyer, N2FYE                         ahm@rick.att.com
   . O _    AT&T Computer System Technical Services
   _/=/     South Plainfield, NJ                          ..!att!rick!ahm
     |
   _/ \_               "Jugglers do it 'til they drop."

[Then Andreas wrote and said "So, imagine my surprise when the collection
contained one of my old .sigs ! :-)...I'd pretty much forgotten about this
little guy. Looks pretty crude compared to what other folks are doing."  Well,
I don't know, it seems pretty cool to me.]


     ....................................................         .  ___ o
     Kimmo.Ketolainen@{cc.utu,cs.utu,nic.funet,tukkk}.fi}_________^z\/""o\ o
     Yo-kyla 84 A 10 FIN-20540 Turku tel +358 21 237 8227         ^z/\_~_/
     ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''         '   '


[Interesting with the type going through the large lettering.]
 ______      __          __   _       _____
|  ____|     \ \        / /  | |     |  __ \
| |__ _   _  Fu Wah (Frank) Poon _   | |__) |__   ___  _ __
|  __| |Faraday-7,Brunel University,Uxbridge,Middx _ \| '_ \
| |  | |_| | Email: ma91ffp@brunel.ac.uk  | (_) | (_) | | | |
|_|   \__,_|     \/  \/ \__,_|_| |_| |_|   \___/ \___/|_| |_|
He who awaits much can expect little - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
--------- Dreams CAN come true - Gabrielle ------------------


[I've always liked lettering effects like this next one.]
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 ....  ..  ..  ......   ..       | E-Mail address:  se1pb@dmu.ac.uk
 .. .. ..  ..    ..     ..       |                    -Internet-
 -- -- --  --    --     --       | "But soon, soon, soon, the world will be
 -- -- ------    --     --       | a better place, with meadows and bunnies
 ****  **  **    **     **       | and fiber optics in every home.... "
 **    **  **  ******   *****    |                            wwWWww
    -= Editor of VOId =-         |                            [o][o]
----------------------------------------------------------ooO--(__)--Ooo--
   Why not subscribe to -=VOId=- THE E-mag! Send your mail address to
                             se1pb@dmu.ac.uk


                         Bitnet: Fsdlk@alaska.bitnet
                       Internet: Fsdlk@acad3.alaska.edu
                      NeXT Mail: fxdlk@camelot.acf-lab.alaska.edu
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~  ...........  .......          .           .       .            ~
~  .            .      .        Nasha tai no kasei!         .   . ~
~  ...          .......           .            .                  ~
~  .            .               Prosperity and Long Life, To You. ~
~  .... xisting . hantom              .             .             ~
~                             .                            .      ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


  _/_/_/_/_/  _/  _/    _/    _/    _/  _/    _/    _/     _/_/_/   _/_/_/
      _/      _/  _/   _/_/   _/_/  _/  _/_/  _/   _/_/   _/       _/
      _/      _/_/_/  _/  _/  _/ _/ _/  _/ _/ _/  _/  _/   _/_/     _/_/
      _/      _/  _/  _/_/_/  _/  _/_/  _/  _/_/   _/_/       _/       _/
      _/      _/  _/  _/  _/  _/    _/  _/    _/    _/   _/_/_/   _/_/_/


Evil Geniuses /   /\ ___   ___    o ___    /o @netcom.com 37.16N 121.58W 200ft.
For A \ oo / /   / // _ \ / / \ /\ / / \  /__o -----Squidly Diddly Sais...-----
Better \--/ /___/ // |/ // /  // // /  / /(oO) Guns Dont Kill People...........
Tommorow\/ / \___/ \___/ \/  / \/ \/  / / /||\ ... Bullets Kill People.


[I think Joe wants this in the archive.  He sent it over with no messge
attached.  So I assume he wants it in.]
                .---.
.--------oOOo--(_0 0_)--oOOo--------------------------------------------------.
| Joe MacLellan  (_)         |    _   \|/     _  |"Do I have to tell a story, |
|============================| |   | |   | |  \| | Of a thousand rainy days   |
|macleljg@newton.ccs.tuns.ca | | .-| | .-| | .-| |    since we first met?     |
|R.R.#1 Lingan Road          |   | |   | |   | | | It's a big enough umbrella,|
|New Waterford, NS B1H-4K2   |   - |   - |   - | | But it's always me that    |
|Phone: (902) 425-1371       |   --    --    -- .|    ends up getting wet."   |
`----------------------------------------------------------------------Sting--'


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 Vanlyn Murray                      vmurray@fox.nstn.ns.ca
 P.O. Box 25092
 Halifax N.S.               |     "Your Mind Is Your Garden,
 B3M-4H4                    |        Weed Your Garden Daily"
 (902)443-6619              |                  Tony Robbins.
+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+-*-+


Peter A. Norby - OCF Staff - norby@ocf.berkeley.edu  | If it wasn't for | T |
norby@soda.berkeley.edu     /=====================\  | dissappointment, | M |
clueless@ocf.berkeley.edu   | This Space For Rent |  | I wouldn't have  | B |
disk-hog@ocf.berkeley.edu   \=====================/  | any appointments | G |


\ I don't know who these      \           _         ______ |
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  / Applesause of ARC.air-mail  /        `/-==__ _/__|/__=-|
 / kohutek@epcot.spdc.ti.com   /         *             \ | |
/ I rather be flying *8^)     /                        (o)


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  Allemand Kim              Mathematics Department                  __o
  Rte de Vallaire 8   Swiss Federal Institute of Technology       _`\<,_
  CH-1024 Ecublens                                             __(*)/ (*)__
  021/691.97.88           E-Mail : allemand@masg32.epfl.ch
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[I think the following comment may be refering to one of my sigs.]
"Hey, this is just like my signature (E-mail sig, anyway). Kewl! {:-D"
[He's got to stop acting so shy and restrained. :-)]
      ///////////   /////////   ///       ///   //////////   ///      ///   ///
     ///     ///      ///      /////   /////   ///    ///   ////     ///   ///
    ///              ///      /// ///// ///   ///    ///   /// //   ///   ///
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=============================================================================
|  o--o                       o--o           o   o   | Idiot Box, n.:       |
|  |   |                      |   |          |   |   | The part of the      |
|  O--o  o-o o  o  oo o-o     O--o  o-o  oo -o- -o-  | envelope that tells  |
|  |   | |   |  | | | |  |    |     |   | |  |   |   | a person where to    |
|  o--o  o   o--O o-o-o  o    o     o   o-o- o   o   | place the stamp when |
|               |                                    | they can't quite     |
|            o--o           E-MAIL ME AT:            | figure it for        |
|                       bpratt@ux4.cso.uiuc.edu      | themselves.          |
|                                                    | -Rich Hall,"Sniglets"|
=============================================================================


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                (o-o)
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               PRODUCTIONS                |           on recycled electrons.`
==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==


____
From: powersrd@cnsvax.uwec.edu

~': !!!!! .,;:'~':;,.,;:'~':;,.,;:'~':;,.,;:'~':;,.,;:'~
     * *
   {  `  }   Ron Powers     powersrd@cnsvax.uwec.edu
     ~O~
~':; \ / :'~'FILE NOT FOUND,;:'~':;,.,;:'~':;,.,;:'~':;,


____
From: mmc7@po.CWRU.Edu (Malinee M. Chuaprasert)

 o    o   (o    o)   o|  <o>  |o  __o    o      See with your heart
/|\  `-\   -'  `-   /|    |    |\   |\  /|\       not your eyes
/ \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \  / \         for beauty lies
--------------------------------mmc7@po.cwru.edu      everywhere


____
From: csoo@uhunix3.uhcc.Hawaii.Edu (Chong Kiat Soo)
           __
          / /\
   ______/ /_/___
  / ____  ______ \
 / /\__/ /\____!\/!
! !\/ / / /     \!/
! !! / /_/_____
! !!/_______  /\  Chong Soo  :  University of Hawaii at Manoa
! !!\______/ / /                Department of Computer Science
 \ \______/ /_/__/\
  \______  _______/!              csoo@uhunix.uhcc.hawaii.edu
   \____/ /\______!/
        \_\/


____
From: gaston@taxfree.augs.se (Jonas Warnqvist)
                                                       \|/
                                                       @ @
+-----------------------------+--------------------oOO-(_)-OOo+-------------+
|         _ _           ____  |     Jonas Warnqvist           | "Life is a  |
|        ////|         /____) |     Sandgerdsgatan 11         |  sexually   |
|       ////||        <<___   |     58252 Linkvping           |  transfered |
|_ _   //// ||_   _ __ \___ \ |                               |  decease,   |
|\\\\ ////==|||| ||/__\    \ \|jonas_warnqvist@taxfree.augs.se|  with 100%  |
| \\\X///   ||||_|||||| ___/ /|jonma@lysator.liu.se           |  mortality."|
|  \XXX/    ||\'__|\__/(____/ |i92jonma@ida.liu.se            |             |
| Amiga user group /--\Sweden | tel+fax  +46 13131818         |             |
+------------------\__/-------+-------------------------------+-------------+


____
From: mviggian@mailer.fsu.edu (Michael Viggiano)
[We've seen fish before (usually this particular fish too), but the bubbles
through the water surface is new.]

_) (___) (_________________________________________________________________
  O     O           ,
    o o          .:/          T H E
      o      ,,///;,   ,;/    __     _            _
        o   o)::::::;;///    (__` . (_` |_  |\/| (_) |\ |
           >::::::::;;\\\    |    | ,_) | ) |  | | | | \|
             ''\\\\\'" ';\
                ';\                              aka mviggian@mailer.fsu.edu


____
From: Matthew J Myers <spock+@CMU.EDU>

    \\___//   Mynd you, m00se bites
     (o o)     Kan be pretti nasti
--ooO-(_)-Ooo--------------------------------------------------
  Mattt Myers   "majestik m00se"    Carnegie Mellon University
---------------------------------------------------------------


____
From: woody@compserv.gla.ac.uk (Ian Woodrow)

 _      __             _,._  __ Ian Woodrow, Glasgow Uni, Scotland       _
| | /| / /__  .__  .__/ /\ \/ / phone        +44 (0)41-330-4800         >@)
| |/ |/ / _ \/ _ \/ _  /  \  /  email:       woody@compserv.gla.ac.uk   (V(_
|__/|__/\___/\___/\___/   /_/===========================================^^\< ==




____
From: bhughes@sms.business.uwo.ca (Brent Hughes)
[This next one is nice.  I'm tempted to use it myself.  But while we all copy
pics and fonts, I don't like taking someone's sig and using it as mine.]

bhughes@sms.business.uwo.ca         :.     .        ,o88o,
Brent Hughes                       ;;::   ;:.      d888888b
   Computer Lab Consultant        ;;   :,;'  :     8888888B
   Western Business School      ,;;     :;'   :.   `Y8888P'
                               ;;;   :   ::.    :.   `""'
                             ,;;;   :       :.    :....,,,,,,,,,,
                          ,,;;;            . :.....;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


____
From: stu1084@alpha.wright.edu (Christopher Shamis)

     ___  ___  ___                                        ___ _____ __  __
 ___/ _/_/ _/_/  /_       Christopher A. Shamis          / _ /__  _/ /_/ /
/__  /__  /__   __/                                     / __  // // __  /
  /__/ /__/ /__/       Stu1084@Discover.Wright.Edu     /_/ /_//_//_/ /_/


____
From: arkady@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu

 /~~~~~\ Smile. It will make you,  /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
 | ^n^ | and those around you,    |  "A mathematician who is not also     |
 | \_/ | feel much better.        |   something of a poet, is not a       |
 \_____/   Angela K. A. Robertson |   complete mathematician."            |
   Arkady@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu     /___________________--Karl Weierstrass__/


____
From: anders@giraffe.ecn.purdue.edu (Gregg G Anders)

----------------------------------------<|>------------------------------------
Gregg "L.A." Anders                     <|>         ~~~~ ____   |~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
anders@giraffe.ecn.purdue.edu           <|>        Y_,___|[]|   | Go Boilers! |
 "I do not pretend to live in reality,  <|>       {|_|_|_|PU|_,_|_____________|
   for it is just a fantasy of mine."   <|>      //oo---OO=OO     OOO     OOO
----------------------------------------<|>------------------------------------


____
From: jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (Mike Jittlov)
[These next three are from the Wizard.]

:::::::::*::::::::::::*:::::::::::::::*::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.
:*::::::::::::::::::::::::::::*::::::::::: :: ::`.*.':.: :::::::::::
 Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc ::::::  .   . +  * .o   o.* `.`. +.  ::::
  Hollywood, CA 90026-2714   ::::  '   *  . ' ' |\^/|  `. * .  * :::::
jittlov@gumby.cs.caltech.edu .::(: May All Your  \V/  Good Dreams:::::.
  <& alt.fan.mike-jittlov>  .:::and Fine Wishes  /_\  Come True:)::::*:
=============================================== _/ \_ ===========:::::::..


/^^^^^^\  """"  ======================================  K   /BBC\
|(o)(*)|  <LO!  ||~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~||  i  C  B  S
(  ++  )  THEE  || RAD NBIFF 4REVR!!!!1  KN0T!!!!!2 ||  l  PBS ABC
| ____ |  ANTi  ||jittlovWIZARD@gumbyMEISTERcaltech!||  l   $NBC$
= VVVV =  BART  ======================================  er   IBM
 \____/   xxxx  -+ i am so proud that ive framed it +- `B's  FBI


[He received positive comments on this next one.]
_____________________________________________________________________________
 [] [] [] | [] [] [] [] | [] [] [] [] | [] [] [] [] | [] [] [] [] | [] [] []
=============================================================================
        * :         *   :       *     :     *       :   *         : *
      .' `:       .' `. :     .' `.   :   .' `.     : .' `.       :' `.
Mike Jittlov Mike.Jittlov Mike Jittlov.Mike Jittlov Mike Jittlov Mike Jittlov
 The Wizard`  The Wizard.  The Wizard . The Wizard  .The Wizard  'The Wizard
*   * of  . *   *  of   *   *   of  * . *    of *   *     of*   * .    o*   *
|\^/|peed . |\^/|Speed  |\^/| Speed |\^/|  Speed|\^/|   Spee|\^/| .  Spe|\^/|
 \V/ and  .  \V/  and   .\V/   and   \V/    and  \V/.    and \V/  .   and\V/
 /_\Time! .  /_\ Time!  ./_\  Time!  /_\   Time! /_\.   Time!/_\  .  Time/_\
_/ \_     . _/ \_       _/ \_       _/.\_       _/ \_       _/ \_ .     _/ \_
=============================================================================
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


____
From: arrevell@mothra.syr.edu (Revell without a clue)
[You can tell it's Revell, it's swell.]

       /~~\________________________/~~\
      ! oo !                       !   !
       \__/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_/
          \  Aaron R. Revell         \
            \ arrevell@mailbox.syr.edu \
              \                          \
                \  "The ideas expressed    \
                  \  above are mine, and     \
                    \  they intend to stay     \
                      \  that way...whether      \
                        \  or not they suck."      \
                      /~~\___________________________~~\
                     ! oo !                          !  !
                      \__/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\_/


____
From: chking@unity.ncsu.edu (CHRISTOPHER HOLLAND KING)
[Here's another scroll.  Hmmm ... I wonder where Chris got it?]

             /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~\
            |             Christopher King             |____|
            |    Consultant - NCSU Computing Center    |
            |        208 Hillsborough Building         |
            |              (919)515-3035               |
            |           chris_king@ncsu.edu            |
            |  "Calm down. It's only ones and zeros."  |
            |               - Sam Kass -               |
         /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/   |
         \_________________________________________\__/


____
From: lfc3633@ultb.isc.rit.edu (L.F. Caplan)

+=====================================================================+
|      ^                                                              |
|    _' `_      Louis Caplan                                          |
| .-~'   `~-.   Mission:  To boldly go where no one has gone before   |
|(  ' __. `  )                                                        |
| `-''___``-'     lfc3633@ritvax.isc.rit.edu                          |
|   `     '       lfc3633@ultb.isc.rit.edu                            |
+=====================================================================+


____
From: tdoan@bnr.ca (Tuan T. Doan)

 __  __/  /   /   __  /    |   /    Tuan T. Doan
    /    /   /   /   /   / |  /     IEC Layer Testing and Advance Technology
   /    /   /   __  /   /  | /      2201 Lakeside Blvd.  P.O. Box 833871
__/  ______/ __/ __/ __/  __/       Richardson, TX 75083-3871
                                    Phone: 6-444-4575/214-684-4575
Internet:  tdoan@bnr.ca             Fax:   6-444-3716/214-684-3716


____
From: jsloan@u.washington.edu (Jim Sloan)
"It is a bit more difficult to render DNA horizontally than it is
vertically, but here is an attempt:"

  // \\          // \\  // \\          // \\  // \\          // \\  // \\
Jim Sloan      // | :,\\': | \\      // | :,\\': | \\      // | :,\\': | \\
jsloan@u.washington.edu \\ | | \\  // | | //  \\ | | \\  // | | //  \\ | |
    \\ | :,\\': | //      \\ | :,\\': | //      \\ | :,\\': | //      \\ |
      \\ //  \\ //          \\ //  \\ //          \\ //  \\ //          \\


____
From: Jay_Daunheimer@mindlink.bc.ca (Jay Daunheimer)
"My sig contains my tiny version of the biohazard symbol.  Does anybody have a
better one? Can you do better?  Thanks,"

    (_)    |       *******>  Jay_Daunheimer@mindlink.bc.ca  <********
    /o\    |  "No matter where you go, you'll have to go someplace else" -me
  ( )-( )  |   All opinions expressed are mine. Never mind who I work for.
   MCVII   | "Will you paint the black sky blue? Just like your shoes..." -TG

[Hmmm ... at first glance I thought it was a female Viking cyclops. :-)]


____
From: ae522@FreeNet.Carleton.CA (Richards Siemens)

Richard Siemens            {  Never play   |||  ___              Brown gets
a.k.a. Sir Grits            } leap-frog   (-,-) \__  __   /-\  mouldy if it
ae522@freenet.carleton.ca  {  with a       \-/  __/ / _  (-`-)  is left out
Richmond Ont Can.           } unicorn!              \_/   |||  in the rain.


____
From: glyde@vax1.mankato.msus.edu
_______________________________________________________________________________
 ________________   ______                  ____      ______    ______________
(_______________/  /\_____\  /\    \  /\   /\___\    /\_____\  /______________)
  (____________/  / /___    / /     \/ /  / /   /\  /_/_      /_____________)
       (______/  / /\__/\  / /      / /  / /   / / /\____\   /______)
         (___/  /_/___/ / /_/___   / /  /_/___/ / /_/____   /_____)
          (_)   \_____\/  \_____\  \/   \_____\/  \______\ (_)
______________                                               __________________
             !   "The most beautiful thing that this world   !
              !     has to offer is a girl's smiling face"  !
               !                                           !
                !     The name's Dave, but my friends     !
                 !  call me: Glyde@vax1.mankato.msus.edu !
                  !                                     !
                   `-----------------------------------'


____
From: rhp7572@ritvax.isc.rit.edu
 __________________
|               /  | XXX    X   X   X XXXX X   X XXXXX X  X  XX  XXX  X   X XXXX
| \\\' '      / // | X  X  X X  X   X X    XX  X   X   X  X X  X X  X XX  X X
|  \\\//    _/ //  | XXX  XXXXX X   X XXX  X X X   X   XXXX X  X XXX  X X X XXX
|   \_-//' /  //<' | X X  X   X  X X  X    X  XX   X   X  X X  X X X  X  XX X
|     \ ///  <//'  | X  X X   X   X   XXXX X   X   X   X  X  XX  X  X X   X XXXX
|     /  >>   \\\' |  ________________________________________________________
|    /,)-^>>  _\   | |   R.H.Pontz     RHP7572@ritvax.isc.rit.edu   "Raven"   |
|    (/   \\ / \\\ | |                                                        |
|         //  //\\\| | At 20 thou a yr., ya'd think I'd get free laundry....  |
|       (('        | |________________________________________________________|
|__________________|


____
From: jsquires@nic.cerf.net (James A. Squires)

--------  john kemp            (  (  )_  internet - johnkemp@uiuc.edu
  -----                       (  (   __)
   ---    univ of illinois   (_ (   __)
   --     dept of atmos sci  .(____).
   -      105 s gregory ave    ...          phone - (217) 333-8390
    -     urbana, il 61801    ...             fax - (217) 244-4393


____
From: jturner@bast.mfg.sgi.com (John Turner)
[When I was sending out the version 1.0 of this monster, I posted samples to
a.a-a.  One day I posted the Sig Gallery (there was only one in the first
version), and John saw it and sent over his sig collection.  Here's a few.]
"Ok, here are the sigs that I have collected.  If you get any updates,
please send them along."

				-Thanks,
				   John Turner"

     |\   /|           ------------------------------------------------
    /| \_/_|           Adam D. Moss                  mossap@essex.ac.uk
__--|\_/   _\          ------------------------------------------------
    /_    (o \____o     "A smartass once accused me of being subtle. I
   /_      -----= /    decked him with a short right over the heart and
    /__  \ ------'        an elbow in the trachea." - Harlan Ellison
       \ //            ------------------------------------------------
      _/
 __/_/
/_-/                                               Preserve us a future


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                 .__/    .__/                               \_.
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(713)265-8328
          * helle@brewich.hou.tx.us * Can't find it? Call us. *


Remember, it's never too late to have a happy childhood!

__________wis@liverpool.ac.uk______________ ( )_( )
                                           / \. ./
                        __________________/ __=.=__
                                          \  m " m


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|    |/* *\|     |/* o\|   | Chris Wee                  |
|     \_@_/       \_~_/    |                            |
|                          | wee@csuvax1.murdoch.edu.au |
|    JUST HANGING AROUND   |                            |
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                                ____________
Comet <comet@oracle.com>       /\  _________\    Oort Cloud
                               \ \ \______  /    437 XESsex Way
"I laugh, therefore I'm human." \ \ \Bi/ / /     Beltane, CA  94002-2757
{paraphrase of translation       \ \ \/ / /      (415)593-5101
 from Martian}                    \ \/ / /
                                   \  / /       "Blessed Be--A unicorn!"
May you have a fucking good life.   \/_/


                          |\_/|
-- Steve Cranmer          |o o|
                        ==\_X_/==


[This next one is cool.]
    |\_                \|\||             tobias benjamin koehler
  -' | `.             -- ||||/       s_koehler@iravcl.ira.uka.de
 /7      `-._        /7   |||||/             ukjp@dkauni2.bitnet
/            `-.____/    |||||||/`-.____________
\-'_                \-' |||||||||               `-._
 -- `-.              -/||||||||\                `` -`.
       |\              /||||||\             \_  |   `\\
       | \  \_______...-//|||\|________...---'\  \    \\
       |  \  \            ||  |  \ ``-.__--. | \  |    ``-.__--.
       |  |\  \          / |  |\  \   ``---'/ / | |       ``---'
     _/  / _|  )      __/_/  / _|  )     __/ / _| |
:   /,__/ /,__/      /,_/,__/_/,__/     /,__/ /,__/          tbk


   A rose by any other name would likely be
   "deadly thorn-bearing assault vegetation." (Robert Bullock)
Emil Thomas Chuck		etc@po.CWRU.edu
Biomedical Scientist Training Program - CWRU School of Medicine


____
From: zaphod@autodesk.com (Kris Zaphod Kahn x2846)

========================================================         ,_ o
Tylor Allison    Internet:tallison@ub.d.umn.edu    ============ / //\,=
1125 E 4th St    Ph# (218) 728-5441                      ======= \>> | ====
Duluth, MN                   ==> Hope to see ya on the slopes 8^)  \\, ========


 _____  _  _______ ____________ WHO: Kris Allan Kahn zaphod@autodesk.com _____
/__  / /_\ |   \ |_| / __ \ __ \WHAT: UNIX Systems Programmer/Net-Sleuth \  __\
  / /_//_\\| __/  _  \ \/ / |/ /WHERE: Autodesk, Inc. 2320 Marinship Way__\ \
 /_____/_\\\_| |_| |_|\__/|___/ Sausalito, CA 94965 (415) 332-2344 x2846\____\


____
From: g02o@zfn.uni-bremen.de (Mark-Oliver Wolter)

MfG MOW []-)                      Hardware-Gruppenleiter des A.C.T.e.V Bremen
  | | | Atari Computer Team e.V. Bremen    400/800/XL/XE/ST(E)/TT/Falcon/Lynx
  | | | Vereinsr"aume: Steffensweg 5, 28217 Bremen, B.R.D.      NEW: PC group
  | | | Mailbox (BBS): ++49-(0)421-38 50 41 ZyXel 19200, free account.
 /  |  \ Wir haben clubeigene Rechner in den Clubr"aumen stehen.
/   |   \ "Offnungszeiten: Mo19-21/Mi19-22(MIDI)/Do18-21/Fr18-20 (open end:)
              ***   Always LOGON - the bright side of life !   ***


____
From: rode@igd.fhg.de (Oliver Rode (Haas))

--------------+----------------------------------------------------------
|  |  |_|_|_|_| Fraunhofer Institute for Computer Graphics              |
|__|__|_|_|_|_|                                                         |
|  |  |_|_|_|_|                                                         |
|__|__|_|_|_|_| Oliver Rode             email : rode@igd.fhg.de         |
|  __ |     __| Wilhelminenstr. 7       phone : (+49) 6151-155-133      |
| /_  |/_  /_ | D-6100 Darmstadt        fax   : (+49) 6151-155-199      |
|/    / / /_/ | Germany                 privat: (+49) 69 - 639-741      |
|-------------+---------------------------------------------------------|


____
From: jjw@eecs.nwu.edu (Jay J. Williams)
                                              )|(
                                             (o o)
------------------------------------------ooO-(_)-Ooo-------------------------
Jay J. Williams                 _|_|_|_|_|                       \\|//
E-Mail: jjw@eecs.nwu.edu            _|     _|_|_|    _|   _|      - -
Northwestern University             _|   _|     _|   _|   _|      o o
2145 Sheridan Road Rm:2659      _|  _|   _|     _|   _|   _|       J
Evanston, IL 60201              _|_|_|    _|_|_|  _|  _|_|_|       O
tel:(708) 467-1949                                        _|      \_/
                                                        _|_|
            ** This Message Was Printed On 100% Recycled Electronics **
============ooO=(-)=Ooo==================ooO=======Ooo========================
               (o o)
                )|(


____
From: JML4S@Virginia.edu (Jonathan M. Lord)
[I think this came on an email message.  I forget.]

[]================================================================[]
||        __--^--__                                               ||
||      _-         -_       Jonathan M. Lord                      ||
||     /             \      Online Services Coordinator           ||
||    _________________     Claude Moore Health Sciences Library  ||
||   |      _-^-_      |    Box 234                               ||
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||   | ^|-_       _-|^ |    Internet:  JML4S@Virginia.edu         ||
||   |__|___________|__|                                          ||
||  University of Virginia                                        ||
||                                                                ||
||   "I cannot live without books."                               ||
||   "My greatest of all amusements, reading."                    ||
||                                        -- Thomas Jefferson     ||
[]================================================================[]


____
From: black@med.wcc.govt.nz
"How about this for a basic, quick draw sig."
[Not bad for a first attempt.]

-----------------------------------------------------------
|                                                         |
|              Dragon Boater from Down Under              |
|                                               o         |
|        o     o  o  o  o  o  o  o  o  o  o    \/)        |
|      _(\____/_)/_)/_)/_)/_)/_)/_)/_)/_)/_)____\_____    |
|        \   /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /  /        \ /      |
|    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\~~~~~  |
|  Black@med.wcc.govt.nz          Wellington, New Zealand |
-----------------------------------------------------------


____
From: jentink@mrfreeze.larc.nasa.gov
====================================
